Monday, July 14, 2008

My new Friend!!!!!


I there everyone.I want to say our ride yesterday was wonderful.We got wet but we didnt care not one bit.Mistress just kept going and I was happy to run through the Mud and splash the other horses LOL.We had a race down a long dirt road and everyone is lining up in there cowboy boots and chaps and cowboy hats.There we are me with bows in my hair and Mistress in a pair of daisy dukes and a tank top.She did have her boots on.All those fancy horses was all around and Mistress leaned over and whispered in my ear that I can have three apples when I get home if I win.Ohhhhhh I took off I could feel Mistress holding on and our hair was in the wind we passed the first one and she could not stop giggling.Then we wore down that racking horse that is suppose to be so fast ha ha ha ha ....Smoked that ass.Then there was the cowboy that brings me my hay.Ohhhhhhhh I just know Mistress does not want to beat him also....I didnt want to beat him he beings such wonderful hay.WHEW Mistress had them spurs and I heard her say "him too bitch or noooooooooo apples" I thought I am so going to get brown hay now.I took a deep breath and passed his ass right before the finish line.Mistress stood up in the saddle and rode her victory lap we felt like queens LOL Then we cracked a celebratory watermelon ( mistress had spiked ours with a little gin.It was a wonderful day.Copper has come to live with us I promised to show you a picture.Copper is a little shy about the flash in Mistress's camera and he bolted right when she clicked it sooooooooo he is going to have to have his picture taken every day till he stops doing that.Mistress said he is going to think his name is say cheese.I better get some rest I had a long day yesterday and the vet is coming to give copper his shots today and I am willing to bet he isnt going to leave me alone while he is here ether.I cant stand to see that cowboy hat.I am going to slip my big butt into the pine and maybe they will forget I live here...
Talk to yall soon.....

Sister

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa :)

I know I have not posted in a while but I had to tell everyone that My Mistress and I are going for a trip today.I have been waiting for today for a while.We have our new saddle and it feeeeeeeeeeeels soo much better than that big one we had before.It looks like it is going to rain but Mistress said she didnt care we was going anyway.I know all of her callers is going to miss her today but it is myyyyyyyyyy turn to have her to myself for a little while you see she is my best friend and nothing makes me happier than us having fun together.I have a new friend coming to live with me his name is Copper.I will try and have some pictures of him up soon so you can see.He is a boy alssssssssssso well I guess you can say that Mistress said he is a sissy boy because he has had his little willy wonked LMAO Well I better get something to eat and drink it is going to be a long wonderful day.Thank you for all your emails and your presents for me.I know I was in sad sad shape when I came to live with Mistress but I am running around now and jumping like a teenage filly :)

Sister

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Heeeeeeeeey everyone :)


Hi there everyone I know I have not wrote in a while but my Mistress has had me busy.I have been loving have my Mistress ride be about every day and we have been having all kinds of fun.Mistress took me to a trail ride and I was so good and every one talked about how pretty I was with my new saddle on.Mistress got me a black aussi saddle and my bit has shiny silver pistols on the side.She put bows in my hair again and the other horses laugh at me but they are just jealous because there Mistress does not dote on them like mine does.I got sick the other day and about worried Mistress to death she had to call that mean big cowboy vet out and he made me all better.I am feeling lots better now I just got into the corn and I ate too much and it made me have an awful belly ache.Mistress said horses can die from it and she is glad that mean cowboy saved me but he stuck me with needles and it was just awful but I do feel all better now but I didnt get to have my grain for 2 days and that was bad bad bad.I have a new hay bale he he he oh it is fresh and green that good looking cowboy down the road just cut it fresh for me and Mistress made sure he brought me the best one.Rick one of Mistress's callers bought me some new treats and they are very good.I have been learning to bow and Mistress said when I get really good she is going to make a youtube video of me doing it so yall can see how beautiful I am :) Mistress and her friend Char took me and Sudan out the other day and them crazy women rode topless.Cut off shorts boots and stetsons and that was allllllll she should be ashamed of herself he he he...Well I do have a new friend.I just wanted to let all of you know that I am doing well and thank you for all your letters.I want to thank everyone who sent me presents from Mistress's wish list.Yall sure know how to make an old girl smile...I love my life here and Mistress said this is my forever home now.I have had so many homes and I do like this one the best of all.I get so much love and attention and I am getting so healthy because I dont have all those other horses being mean to me.I live alone now because Sugar who was staying with me got mean and Mistress sold her butt...I still see her from time to time.I told that old nag to behave but she had to go and be hard headed.Well it is time for Mistress to come and bring my sweet feed and she promised me a bright red apple :)Talk to you soon I promise it wont be so long this time.....

Sister

Friday, May 9, 2008

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hi Yall :)

I know I have not written in a while but it has been pretty busy.We had some big storms last night but my Mistress made sure we was safe and sound.Mistress got a bareback saddle for me in the mail today and we tried it on for a spin.Ohhhhhh I love it.I am an old lady and sometimes a heavy saddle makes my back hurt.Mistress said we can use this one everyday then they big saddle for our Sunday rights.It is all soft and fluffy and being that I am not as graceful as I use to be it helps Mistress's behind also he he he.It was fun it is light and it has fluffy sheep skin on one side and some cute little stirrups on it.It was one hell of a storm last night but we all made it fine.Mistress is starting work on my new barn and fence soon.Sister has been mean to me a lot here lately and Mistress is going to make my own place to stay and she said maaaaaaaaaaaybe I could have one more colt if I get in real good shape before summer.This will be my last baby and Mistress is going to let it stay with me forever.I have had them all taken from me so it would be fun to have one I can keep forever with me.I will be going to a new pasture where I will have to have some special feed for a few months.The vet man came to see me yesterday.he was a cutie but I dont care what Mistress said about how nice he is...That SOB got me with 4 shots and stuck his hand in my ........ well we just are not going to talk about it but anyway he said I was doing very well and I dont have to have any more shots for six months.I heard him tell Mistress he had a horse that was 31 he still rides so that is good I have many more years of this good life of mine I have here.Mistress said my new stall is even going to have a radio he he he.Mistress has been using music to help my gate because she said I am like riding a tin can down a dirt road and her hiney gets a beating LOL so she put little bells in my main and we take a radio and I am learning to make the bells ring just right means my gate is just right.I spent many years just walking around a pasture so it isnt that I cant learn these things I just forgot.I just wanted to keep yall updated on how things was going thand thank you so much for all your emails.Mistress is going on vacation end of the month but she said that hot cowboy was going to come stay with us till she got back.She is going to Mexico for a much needed vacation.Well I better get back to my grazing.Sister is eating the middle out of our new hay bale.Yall have a good day and many thanks to all the kind thoughts our way...

Sister

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentines Day !!!!!!!


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy Valentines Day everyone.This is the first year I have known about Valentines Day.Mistress went to bee school last night and was out a bit late...I mean crack of dawn late he he he ..She came out this Morning and Sister and I got bright red apples and that cowboy brought us a nice fluffy bale of hay...One of Mistress's friends sent us some new brushes so Mistress Combed us out all pretty.She has this lavender oil she puts right in my nose...he he he.I loooooovet that stuff.I was nuzzling Mistress and she just grabbed my mane and slung her leg over....Ok she used a bucket to climb up...sorry Mistress he he he ...She rode me around the pasture bareback..Whew I felt like a queen.While we was just walking around the pasture Mistress told me all about Valentines Day.She would reach down and rub my neck as we went...Sister came with us also but she was just walking herself.Mistress told me all about bee school and I let her know real fast like she could keep those white boxes with those demons from the pits of hell out of our pasture.I dont do bee's.I know I know all about how they make those apples I love so much but they can make them just fine in someone else pasture.We walked around the pasture for a good long while then Mistress rode us down the waterfall....It was pure heaven.Mistress said to just wait till spring and it will be all covered in ferns and ivy....I think spring here will be wonderful.Mistress is going to build us a new stable just for Sister and I.She said if Uncle Sam dont rip her a new ass...I have no clue who Uncle Sam is....I dont think Mistress likes him too much and if I ever get a chance I am going to put some hoofs in his backside...Well I am going to go now I just wanted to wish you all a very Happy Valentines Day....Sister and I want to thank the kind man that sent us those brushes.You are "good people" always in our book.We dont care if you do wear panties.Mistress told us about that he he he ...

Sister
sisterandsugar@yahoo.com

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Our Sunday Ride fun fun fun :)


Today was soooooooooo much fun I just had to tell yall about it.Mistress didnt get out for our morning granola bars this morning.I seen her heading across the pasture about noon to the country club.Now this isnt the kind of club yall are thinking.You see this is really a "country" club.We had a young fella this morning come and saddle us.He rode us while our Mistress was busy at the country club.Being that the pool is closed I think she was up to no good and on Sunday also....That is another story Mistress said naughty taste better on Sunday what ever that means.Well....She can just take her time cause I like this taaaaaaaall sexy young man a lot and he knows how much I love to run and he dont mind letting me go fast he he he he.But his saddle came off he he he ....But he got back on like a trooper.About noon ( lazy ass)Mistress shows up with her Sunglass's and and her ipod thumping.We was already all warmed up and I smelled those granola bars in her pocket.Mistress crawled up and off we went.That blond fella rode Sugar this time....He cut him a switch right off LOL Sugar sometimes will stop and you have to tap her butt to make her go cause some times she gets scared of things.....She isnt as brave as I am ha ha ha ....just kidding sometimes I get scared also but Mistress just lays her hand on my neck and rubs and will say easy girl and whew I just get so into my neck rub I totally forget what I am scared of he he he.Off we go and I think I heard someone say Sander pond....Ohhhhhhh Mistress does not know about my love for water yet...he he he ...We start easing across the fields and we get to run across a few medows and I smell the water....We round the bend and I am sooooooo wanting Mistress to walk us down to the water...Yeaaaaaaaaaa we are going.I get close to the water and I notice Mistress is not holding me back any....Then I get to the edge and Oh my she kicks we are going swimming...I run on in stomping my feet and playing in the water...We are almost up to the saddle deep and mistress has her legs in the water she is giggling as much as I am.Sugar dont like water much so she just stood on the side...her fella could not talk her into it even with a switch.Mistress and I cross the pond and come out the other side...Whew I loooooooove water.I cant wait for summer time to come now that I know where the ponds are.We need a picnic basket to fit on my saddle and it should be full of apples and granola bars.Whew I am getting rotten.A few months ago I was just a field ornament.It had been five years when Mistress got me since a saddle had been on my back.I didnt think it would be much fun at first I just wanted to walk around and do what I wanted but Mistress new a horse as fine as me needed to run in medows and play in ponds and eat apple and carrots.I am so happy now.whew got mushy for a min.When we got back Mr Steve wanted to race...I can be that old Sugar any day he he he and Mistress wispered in my ear if I won I got a whoooooooole granola bar he he he ....I out run Sugar three time he he he ....I may be an old nag but I looooooooove to run.Sister about had me once but she decided to buck and I got her LOL...Yep I got a whoooooooooole granola bar to myself.I got my bath when I got back and Mistress combed my main and tail out and sprayed it with some of that fancy conditioner and filled our buckets with sweet feed.I hinted to mistress that our hay bale is getting low.Maybe that cowboy will be back this week with some of that good hay nice and green.Mistress smiles so sweet knowing he brought us the best bales of hay he had....She still thinks he would be cute in some panties but I am not as sure as she is he will put them on.....Well that is about all for todays adventures.Mistress took some more pictures of us for you with my hair all done and my saddle on :)I got two emails already :)

Love Sister
sisterandsugar@yahoo.com

Saturday, February 9, 2008

We have an email address now :)

Mistress made Sugar and I our own email address :) Yall can write us now :)Now I dont know any other horses with an email address.heee haww.....Mistress also made us a wish list.We spent all day telling her what to add on it.....Tomarrow is bath day and Mistress said we are going to make some pictures for you.I will be sure and smile big :)I have my winter coat now so i am a little fuzzy...Sugar said ia m fat but I am not fat...glareing at sugar...I am a fluffy diva horse.I am going to rest some because tomarrow the hay man comes annnnnnnd we get our baths and we get to go for a little exersize out on the Perkins farm :)Yall dont party too hard.Mistress is in a strange mood so you might have your hands full.Yall need to let her work some of that steam off before our run tomarrow she is always a little easier on us if she has been up all night in her office talking to her "naughty freinds" LOL...Sugar said some of them wear panties even...LOL..the spell check isnt working so yall dont laugh at me I am a horse you know :)

Ms Sister
sisterandsugar@yahoo.com

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Todays Adventure

Today was a wonderful day.You see...My Mistress and a rather hot freind of hers took Sugar and I for a run today.I stood very still today and let Mistress put my saddle and bridle on.But on the other hand Sister...Well she was holding out fot the carrot.I should have thought of that...Sister would not come up and get her Saddle on so Char ( cute cute cute ) Went and got her a carrot and then she stood there next to me chewing on that carrot like a snooty little Nag....The other farms said we was so cute we could ride anywhere we wanted so I sure was glad I had gotten a good drink of water because we was bound to be gone all day.We rode around the ponds and I seen that Stallion Sudan and he was looking good.I held my head high and my long tail was up and I pranced right by.My Mistress has been working on my behavior quite a bit here lately and I knoooooooooooow if I am a good girl and I don't run from them donkeys I am going to get a Carrot maybe even an apple also when I get back.Sugar ....well that is another story he he he ....She may have been showing out with that carrot she got for being bad to start with but those I am going to get in the end for behaving is going to be sooooooooooooooo taisty.Today we went across the old Tucker Farm.This is where Skank lives.I am not sure if this is her real name or not but when we go by and that lady is out side my Mistress Says that Skank and kicks me real hard and we run right past and I am not sure who is strutting harder Mistress or I LOL.....That was fun.Sugar now that is a diff story.I think she had a city girl on her because Sugar was getting by with all kinds of mess.She was eating grass and would not go.....he he he ...That pretty lady on her back was kicking like a whore in church and Sugar kept eating the green grass LOL.....Mistress shook her head and I heard the snap and I knew that switch this time wasnt for my ass...hell I ran fast to get Mistress there quick he he he.Oh when Sugar seen it she decided she was going to mind the city girl LOL....I head Mistress giggle as we rode ahead...I know what this means tomarrow I have to let the city girl ride with me and Mistress is going to give Sister a run for her hay I tell ya.We rode down to cowboys house...This hay taste just like ours...Mistress ties our bridles up and lets us run for a min in the pasture with Punkin.Punkin is older than us.....And We are not spring chickens.She got saved same as we did so we like to go see her while Mistress is off flirting he he he.Finaly we get headed back home and I know we are going to get to run some in the Pinkard field....Nothing but wide open medows.I love to stretch my legs out and feel my Mistress stand in the stirrups.I know that slap on my ass means I can run like the wind.Whew it makes me feel four again.I can see the sun starting to set as I see our barn coming into view and I knowwwwww it is carrot time.Mistress takes our saddles off and we get a good brushing while we eat our sweet feed.I got an apple aaaaaaaaaaaaand a carrot and Sister didnt cause she didnt behave.....Brat....ha ha ha.I just love my new home.My Mistress says I am here forever and that sounds good to me...I want to thank the kind man that send us the peppermint jolly ball.We have been playing with a lot.Mistress said one of her friends out in kinky land gave it to us.....And those horse snacks you sent the apple ones OMG are just to die for...

Sister

Sunday, January 20, 2008

1/20/08

Hi there everyone :) It has rained and stormed for days and you know us soutern girls we are not use to such :)My Mistress said we are heading for a warm up but even though she was outside this morning in that red satin robe and that oh my god...way too short not to be naughty gown and those sunglasses at 10am...She knows that I like to eat at 6 am sharp.Now if she is up talk to her "friends" all night then she is always out here early 6 am sharp...Being that she had a sweet smile and a fresh slept all night look on her face I did forgive her :)Ok Ok...it was the fresh red apple.Ohhhhhh yes this is the life...Sugar got one also.I did get mine first and I reached my lips right off my Mistress's soft hand as I took the apple from her mouth.She said it was way too cold her her to be out and about in the wind today so we are going to ride tomorrow.I am reaaaaaaaly enjoying the new hay bale.I don't know how Mistress talked that cowboy out of this stuff but whoo hoo to your charms my sweet Mistress.MY hips are getting full and We have been running so much my legs are getting lean and muscular.I am 14 and starting to look like I did in my youth.Anyway I guess that is all for today.Sugar and I are going to go and blow at the other horses we can see from our field...I think there is a Stallion over there.My Mistress rides me hard past there you can tell she don't want me to look but I do when I think I can get away with it take a peek at that good looking Silver Male over there.Hmmmmmm yes well maybe it is worth a smack on the ass to take a peek every now and then LOL Anway that is the plans for today :) I will get my hair done tom arrow and head out to see that Stallion Sudan He he he I am going to get my ass slapped to cause if there is a breath in my body when I go past that stud I am so going to hold my head high and get me a peek :)I am so proud when I run past with my Mistress on my back...I know I am the lucky one...It is me she wants to spend time with it is me she chooses to smile on and stick apples in my mouth.Yes I will do anything she wants to do but I am going to get me a peek while I strut across the stallions .....Oh one more thing I got my nails done :) They are looking good and that cowboy that came out here to fix them up was smelling quite nice hisself.He had these aviator sunglasses on and I think My Mistress kind of liked looking also she was smiling and giggling and yall know that sugar act is a lie but hell I am a horse I could not warn him or do a thing :)

Love Yall
Sister