Saturday, April 12, 2008
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The life and times of one lucky horse....
This is my little Diary my Mistress has helped me with :) You see I am a horse and I cant type so my Mistress does the typing ...Well you see I am pretty old and my life was spent as a horse on a trail ride in the mountains....I have spend the last 5 years with many other horses in a pasture kind of being one of many but not quite being the special one I deserve to be.I was a little thin because you see I wasnt mean enough to keep the bigger younger horses away from my personal food bucket and I was last in line at the hay bale also and if one of those big young mares wanted my spot well ..... they pretty much got it.Sometimes my sister sugar would hold them all back while I ate but pretty much I got the last and had to eat it the fastist because if someone that was first ate all of theres they was waiting on what little food I got before it hit the bucket. I movied in with my Mistress the weekend of Thanksgiving you see my forever only freind Sugar had moved there before I did and I wasnt do so well all on my own. My hips wasnt quite the sexy humps of flesh they once was he he he...Never fear I came to live with my Mistress...She brushed me and loved me and took lots of time up with me I loooooooove brushes and my long main see she got all the knots out and my tail had gotten burrs all in was not at all sexy he he he.My Mistress combed and brushed till it was long black and sexy again.I bet when it is a nice sunny day and I get my sunday bath and get shoes all shinned my Mistress may just take my picture to show you how beautiful I am.My Mistress always seen it in me and every time I bucked and every time I snorted at her she would just smile and lay that hand on me and ohhhhh them green eyes would glare and I would do as she asked real fast let me tell you.My Mistress is calm and smooth as a beautiful lake on a hot sunny day.But the Atlantic has no color that is green enough to tell you what color they are when I act ugly :) I came to know that her pockets they are full things that are fun I have never taisted before and if I am a good girl and I get to see My Mistress smile and then I get another reward from her pocket Ohhhhhhhhhhh sometimes it is Honey Comb Cerial...OMG where has that been all my life and then sometimes she brings us fresh apples...I was real bad one day and pulled my mistress's jacket off because I smelled the apple I had not yet earned and I had to watch my mistress look at me and rub my sisters head that had been a good girl and she got my damn apple....I know I know it didnt take me long to know when I smelled that apple to be on my best most lady like behavior.I dont even act Ugly when I see the Donkeys any more :) But anyway....Welcome to my world......My Mistress said she is making us a wish list also so you can send us prezzies he he he :)
Yall come back now ya hear :)
Sister
Yall come back now ya hear :)
Sister